As an older sibling, I feel I must document my little sister's existence until she secures her own sitcom.
“Really enjoying Palm Springs. Snuck into the hotel laundry room.” - Saturday night texts from Alyson.
A summary of Alyson’s weekend (she is pictured far left, next to the shirtless man and two down from Snoopy…)
Alyson’s Nativity Adjustments, 2012
Weekend update: Alyson behind the wheel… of a yellow cab…
Things Alyson learned in Vegas: The bed “seatbelt” doesn’t protect you from the bed falling on top of you.
My sister changed her Facebook profile picture to this… and her account was instantly suspended. Soooooo. WARNING: DO NOT PHOTOSHOP GUNS N FLAGS INTO YOUR CHILDHOOD PHOTOS, PEOPLE.
A standard Reverend Russo Saturday night…
How Alyson goes about opening a coconut.
Alyson, through the years. Happy 26th Birthday, idiot.